Violent Little Machine Shop

Literally White Girl Hard Seltzer Morale Patch

Item #: VL1143
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There is literally more flavor in a cold, 10 year old MRE than there is in a claw but hell, folks sure do seem to love this smooth drinkin fire water. We think you'll love this patch too.
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  • 1.5" X 4", PVC
  • Hook Velcro Backed
  • Enough sarcasm to last you the whole game...or party..or whatever

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